Thursday, December 07, 2006

Barry the sex beast



Barry having lost his virginity to Deb's has become a sex beast. Now this isn't the first time Barry has accused of this having been interviewed in first year by the police for throwing on his trenchcoat and prowling the meadows under cover of darkness.
Having moved on from Deb's Barry now has a different burd in his bed every weekend and has found himself a tidy wee fuck buddy.

I suppose Barry's talent for spinning tangled webs of lies has finally paid off for the dirty beast.

Josh imprisoned



Poor Josh had to spend a month in jail because his lawyers are shite. The story is this, Josh contacted his lawyers 4 times after his last court appearance to get to grips with what was going on having changed address - this seems very responsible. However, on the forth time he was instructed by his lawyer not to call again and that THEY would contact him when there was something new...

Well months rolled by without word, Josh confident that his lawyers were on the ball assumed that he had dodged a bullet. Until the lad that rents out his family home contacted his brother claiming that a warrant had come through the door for the Joshmeister. On hearing this Josh did the responsible thing and handed himself in. When he didn't return home the next day Ally and myself assumed that court must have been really busy and he was being held for 2 nights. Remand wasn't even a consideration for us because Josh had done everything in his power to resolve this issue and surely his lawyer could convey this to the courts. It seemed WE had too much faith in the system.

Josh was remanded for a month because of his lawyers incompetance. Now surely Josh would bin his lawyer and get someone would rather than ignore their own mistakes expose where mix ups had been made. Naw! Josh's loyalty to his cock meant that he stuck by the sexy but inept cunt who caused him a month in Saughton.

It's not like he was doing anything anyway...