We are all used to Simp's hypochondria, he shat himself and ran out when he saw a cat in my flat because of his 'allergies', he won't share a glass with anyone because of the germs, he would study Scott's medical books for simptoms the list goes on but basically he's a poof...
However, the man with softest hands on the planet in fact so soft that he wouldn't immerse his hands in water with washing-up liquid without wearing marigolds is now claiming that he has 'white finger' from working as a gardener for two weeks.
Two weeks Dave? Talk to me in 40 years..............
your dead to me boy!
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