Rabbi Simpson

Uncharacteristically Dave had a Barry moment tonight, when he first arrived at ma hoose his answer to the question "Got any Hash?" was "just a wee bit."
Later in the evening when the local dealer was called I was informed that he was 'all oot' because Simps had just been round and taken it all. - Sneaky Bastard.

There are obvious reasons why Simps' has been described as Jewish.

However, his generosity has never been in question until now. Was his apparent selfless behaviour just more well timed sneaky Yiddish acts to hide his true Jewishness?


Despite his reluctance to give up his prized green, the Rabbi conceded over the course of the week-end since he had Josh, Baz and Aimpots looking for hand-outs.
Rabbi Simpson said in response to these allegations ' No no' followed by
'Well eh, ye know, eh I have to keep mine for going home, or else these vultures will devour it!' - He was right...poor Simps...no grass...and revealing that he has no foreskin...shame.



Kinda two tone eh Kris...