Saturday, July 29, 2006

Frosties kid tops himself.

In June 2006 we began hearing about the fate of the adolescent boy who appeared in a 2006 UK Kellogg's Frosties advert singing "They're gonna taste great." The advert is noted for its ability to annoy.

According to rumor, the lad who sang the irritating refrain was beaten or stabbed by hooligans who took it upon themselves to deride him for his role, or was verbally picked on by bullies to the extent that he was moved to take his own life. In this, the most common form of the legend, the boy's annoying repetition of "It's gonna taste great" — and the equally monotonously-voiced rhyming phrases he delivers throughout the ad — cost him his life.


But the rumors also took a different form, one that did not have the boy's death occur as a consequence of the commercial (i.e., he was attacked by others or died by his own hand). In a secondary form of the legend, a grieving father who had lost his son to cancer succeeded, via the magic of technology, in having his deceased child inserted into the ad as a final tribute to the boy (possibly because it was the lad's dying wish). Here the youngster's flatness of tone was, by implication, explained by the rumor: the oddly-sung jingle was the result of its having been pieced together after the boy's death from recordings made of him during his brief lifetime.

Possibly the conclusion of the Frosties ad where the boy leaves Tony the Tiger and the trailing crowd behind as he rises up into the sky (where Tony reappears beside him to issue a final "They're gonna taste great!") worked to fuel all forms of the rumor, in that rising into the sky is a visual metaphor for going to Heaven.

Frosties have failed to prove that any of these rumours are false...

Friday, July 28, 2006

Bus trip with loser...

Josh accompanied me on a excursion on the 42 bus, I was returning home and he was visiting the docs.
On the bus Josh got over excited as one of the girls across from us hadn't been taught how to sit in a lady-like manner. It didn't seem to matter to him that the girl was only about 12 years old
What a dirty beast!!!

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

The Posse

Kris or Rodders
I'm the tough guy in this crowd of losers known for my aggression, temper and complete lack of self control. What the fuck you saying ya prick?
Really i'm just the annoying one who believes in treating sensitive subjects with the sledgehammer rather than pussyfooting around them.
Scotty.
The only one of the crew that's proper. Has a job relevant to his degree and everything.
Flew the nest recently, the combination of Barry and Josh's stench may have been a factor.
Matt or Barry.
Although he does has a lot of names to vulgar to mention.
Spends most of his time corrupting a ministers daughter, playing champ or with himself. Not necessarily in that order though.
He is also the group thief, which in this group is saying something. Not a good thing though, imagine stealing from your friends. We still love his dirtiness for some reason.
Ally or Thomo
Hasn't let having a law degree get in the way of signing on.
A master pervert, constantly on the prowl for up-skirts and down-blouses. Obviously potential targets don't know which eye he can see out of.
Dave or Simps
Claims to be some kind of genesis, the reality is he's a Prozac generation loser.
With a big nose and Jewish ancestry
Josh or Loser
Have to be careful here slagging Josh, he might have an epi.
His talents are his stench, laziness, sleeping whole days away, his ability to communicate without actually speaking and of course prestidigitation.
Once we were in a pub and while a magician was performing card tricks, Josh made his silver card case disappear. This was after I said stealing from a close-up magician was impossible. What a Legend
Amy Bobbins or Aimpots
The other aggressive one, she really is known for
her temper and weedgie banter.
See you right!!!
Although really she's just a big feardy with anxiety issues. Has a paralysing fear of spiders and driving on the right side of the road.
nuff said mmmmmmmmmmmmpots

Saturday, July 01, 2006

Return of Myers and Becface

Becca send simps the pictures so I can write this post.
Events are hazey as it is.